Mr. Chop and the Temporal Fairway

Chop, Stoke, and Coach T-Bone travel through time meeting history’s greatest inventors, offering questionable advice and the occasional mulligan on breakthroughs that shaped our world.

We're History

Adjust the lie? Always!

“Best case, we land in Syracuse. Worst case, we show up at a Chili’s in 2003 during a trivia night about geometry.”

Run!

Close the face. Open the book.

“I keep shanking my 54. And I have a paper due tomorrow on Archimedes.”

arch

A ball washer for civilization.

"Once a scientist goes full streaker, you let him finish the hole."

Prime Pasteurs

Oui!

“You brung a man with chronic diarrhea to 1860's France?”

A slice of evan

300 years of physics. Worth it!

"You hit golf balls sideways at 90 miles per hour. Your relationship with safety is already complicated."

Battery

A Power Struggle

“Nor is my name good enough."

A Matter of degrees

The longest way to make a short putt.

"I putt, therefore I miss."

Grip it. Rip it. Ace it.

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